What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

What do you mean son?

My wife admitted to cheating on me with a married man. Should I tell this man and his wife that I know?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Why do I feel worthless most of the time?

Do you know what she said mum?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

What! how could you do that?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Why did Cartman love Heidi purely with heart, her being the first one he ever did, but then one day Butters tells him that all women are manipulative and then he began to believe that she was a bad person and pretended to be a victim?

True - how I loved my mum!

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Do interviewers discriminate against a candidate if he or she is overweight (assuming physical fitness is NOT part of the job requirements)?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!